by DaveMcCancerNuggets October 20, 2016
Get the David Blackmug. A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.
David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
by sleypy December 14, 2018
Get the David Dicemug. 
David Finney is the most amazing guy in the world. He's funny, smart as heck and amazing in every way. He is always there when you need him and will always make sure your okay. He's loyal, dashing and extremely cute. He has hair to die for and he doesn't care who touches it as long as you don't mess with his weave. He's beautiful, strong and every girl wishes they could have him but they don't stand a chance. If you have a David in your life make sure you keep him
by Someone who has no chance October 15, 2017
Get the david finneymug. When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.
"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"
"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"
"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"
by davidlaff May 2, 2019
Get the Pulling a Davidmug. The "Anna Kournikova" of football.
by scrEEmur January 7, 2004
Get the david beckhammug. A plumbing apprentice on his 8th year. Stubborn and argumentative about every situation. Known for his passion on nutrition and projects that never get completed. Spends a lot of money on worthless shit.
by Dirtisgold December 5, 2017
Get the david taylormug.