CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED

constipated to max capability

Bruh I just had Taco Bell and i am so cristalionstopontootedtootied, should have only had 3 tacos not 23.

by burnt bum May 10, 2021

CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED

Basically means constipated to MAX capacity.

James: Bruh I just ate Taco Bell I'm so CRISTALIONSTOPONTOOTEDTOOTIED.
Alex: Yo wtf is wrong with you my guy🤨?

by OOTIIIII May 10, 2021

crysta1ls

Crysta1ls also known as Krista or Kris has 600+ followers on tiktok. Some people may also know them from her other tiktok account that had 4K followers(at the time she quit).

Hey! Did you see crysta1ls new video?
crysta1ls is a fag?😰‼️

by Kkkkkarennnn May 30, 2021

Chrystalle

Chrystalle, originally from; "Crystal" is an unusuall spelling of the name it's originated. It means; "child of God" in Meriam Webster Dictionary. People named Chrystalle are most likely those with open minds, warm hearts, responsible mouths and pure souls. Chrystalle's are those people who are beautiful, kind, smart, elegant, sophisticated and dainty women.

"You are such a Chrystalle."
"A Chrystalle like you is a rare find."
"What a beautiful Chrystalle she is."

by chase12 June 11, 2021

cristal

One fine ass mf that doesn’t know how to bowl.

“cristal” is so fucking beautiful.

by marco2wavy July 18, 2021

cristal

a cristal is a very beautiful lady, usually with died hair. she isn't the smartest, but she's definitely the nicest. she always has a joke ready to crack, and a compliment ready to tell. when men think about a woman they want, they think about a cristal. usually has short-medium hair, and are extremely short. cristal's are the best creation. they are beautiful, hot, nice, and caring. if you ever find a cristal, try not to lose her.

you see that totally hot chick cristal??

yeah, I want her phone number right now.

by TheDevilMadeForYou August 3, 2021

Crustal Stains

The blood spots a Crystal methamphetamine addicted female leaves behind in her underwear, sheets and other various places

Tina had been awake for 6 days so when she noticed the Crustal Stains in her underwear, she did not even care.

by NewZeeTurkee September 22, 2021