Counter Strike: Source

Slang for sex.

"hey bro wanna counter strike: source (slang for sex)"

"fuck yeah you know it"

by closed/captions March 24, 2020

Count Olaf

Well, he's a bit of a jerk. But, hes still pretty hot. #dilf

Count Olaf is the hottest villian alive. Oh wait nevermind.

by iheartcountolaf June 22, 2021

full count

when you penetrate a chick in two different holes, using three fingers in each (3-in-2).

I just gave that bitch the full count. she loved it.

by Dic October 25, 2003

real body count

only the people that make you finish get put on your real body count.

My body count is 7 but only Nick and Matt made me cum so my real body count is 2

by jdarling April 15, 2022

Bitch Switch Countdown

When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins

5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!

by Ashley, Allison, and Carter April 30, 2006

counter fuck

To have sex with or on a counter or table or surface area

" my dick hurts from counter fuck"

by colonel crackers August 21, 2006

countach

Sometimes spelled 'coontosh' in modern tongues. It refers to the genetalia of an aferican american woman.

"I can smell the coutach from here"

by Aaron Green January 9, 2005