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couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.
" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"
by Jon Z March 24, 2017
mugGet the couch beermug.

couch flower

a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online
that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!
by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010
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couch king

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.
by Kation March 19, 2022
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Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.
Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.
by Americon187 July 24, 2021
mugGet the Couch littermug.

life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
mugGet the life couchingmug.

Couch Whore

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."
by philozopher99 January 22, 2012
mugGet the Couch Whoremug.

Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive
My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days
by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018
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