Texan cop

1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.

"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."

by ftpigs May 29, 2022

cop brat

A bratwurst you keep on the side of the grill in case the police show up to your party.

Damn it, Jonesy are the cop brat! If we get busted we are toast!

by Pubernetes June 7, 2023

cop dusting

the act of falsely adding police locations to driving apps to slow drivers down

When I hear people speeding down my street I start cop dusting to slow them down.

by August 30, 2021

cop pocket

When there's a cop car on the road and all the surrounding drivers are afraid to pass it.

The cop is going 10 mph under the speed limit, he's not going to arrest you for going the speed limit, GET ME OUT OF THIS COP POCKET!

by crickle July 18, 2015

easy cop

To buy something verry easily or ti dteal something verry easily

Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop

by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 22, 2017

Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it

I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk

by Pun intended December 30, 2022

Cop Boob

When a woman cop wears a bulletproof vest too tight and her boobs hang out the side.

“Bro, I was so distracted by her cop boob that I couldn’t even nab that perp.”

by Bathy the Butt June 9, 2018