Cookie dough that hoe

When feeling hungry at night you throw her on the bed and massage her cookies with your elbicles.

hey girl i'm hungry for some cookies feed me the cookie monster's hungry let me cookie dough that hoe

by tony isbell August 2, 2008

ass cookie

A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat.

That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.

by YoungBronson September 23, 2010

fortune cookie

My fortune cookie had the local animal shelter's phone number listed on it.....oh SHIT!!!

What future does your fortune cookie bring?

by but the food was so good I didn't know. September 25, 2003

cookie monster

a cookie moster is a person who smokes crack cocaine

Fred turns into a cookie monster when he has any money to spend.

by J. N. Ayash July 25, 2008

cookie mom

Someone who likes cookies a little TOO much..

That woman's such a cookie mom. I mean, she must be buyin them Oreos every other day!

by dgdeyu December 10, 2006

Cookie pimp

A sexy pimp who owns hundreds of bitches but only has one true squishy bitch.

Sally wanted a cookie pimp but only a squishy could get one.

by squishy1392 January 16, 2009

ironing your cookie

A euphamism for "gettin' your groove on". This can mean either on your own..or with a friend ;).

"Chou is ironing her cookie."

by theluggage October 18, 2004