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Condom Licker

1)One who licks condoms.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.
That kid you hang out with that nobody really likes.

1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"
by cobrakaidojo September 15, 2007
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concord

A generally upper class town in Massachusetts, which many people confuse for drug-infested, worse-than-Acton, better-than-Bedford or having the same spelling as concorde, a jet built for supersonic travel. Its entry into urbandictionary.com apparently drives people into fits of misspelling.
Henry Davird Thereaough lived in concord, massechusettes.
by MacP September 16, 2006
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condom

a container to slide your beer bottle into to avoid getting cold hands. (used in South East Asia)
Look at the pussy with the condom!
by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007
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CHONGO STRAW

The act of drinking Chongo Juice out of a 5 gallon cooler through a one inch diameter plastic tube(beer bong hose).
Instead of taking a Chongo Bong last night me and the boys decided to take a round out of the Chongo Straw.
by Hutty November 25, 2007
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Discount Condom King

A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.
Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!

Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010
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Concord

A lame-o town in MA inhabited mostly by hard core druggy preps, with the occasional crazy cat lady/gay man.
Yo, I'm goin' to Concord to fishbowl some kids mansion. Wanna come?
by Purple Haze October 10, 2005
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Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Unsuspecting girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008
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