Diet coke

Dog shit mixed with water without sugar.
McDonalds employeet: fucking order
Fat man: i wanna have some diet coke
McDonalds employee: fuck you
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Diet Coke

Term for someone that identifies as LGBTQ+, but is fake as fuck.

Comes off the urban term being called "Sweet" for someone that is gay or identifies in the LGBTQ+ community and comes from the fact that sweetener in Diet Coke is fake sugar.
Don't pretend to care about me and like me you diet coke.

Omg I can't stand Jeff, he is such a fake queen, he's a fucking diet coke.

Gender nonconforming example: Alex acts like they understand racial disparities but they really just trying to show face. They're a diet coke.
by Tata94$$ April 20, 2021
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Diet Coke

Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.
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Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz
Yo can you pass the diet coke?
by Kyomithewolf January 06, 2020
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Coke Snob

1. A cola tyrant with a delusional admiration for Coca Cola who subjects friends, family, and servers to their superficial, superior cola standards.

2. Someone who makes a scene when asked if Pepsi is okay at a restaurant.
Karen was such a Coke Snob when the server told her the restaurant served Pepsi.
by anon_1898 May 23, 2019
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Coke and wood

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Coke and Poke

The act of doing some cocaine and then having some crazy sex afterwards.
"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
by Nerdgasm March 01, 2016
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