1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured
2. Something you'll never read
2. Something you'll never read
"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
"Apparently it was a book first."
"Who would ever read this?"
"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."
by parselmouth94 July 30, 2009
Get the Coffee Table Bookmug. To tickle the coffee nymph is when one sets out to obtain and achieves acquisition of a strong cup or mug of proper (not instant) coffee
by trollgod June 29, 2009
Get the Tickle the Coffee Nymphmug. Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.
Example-
"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)
Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”
Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.
Example-
"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)
Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”
Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.
by Quelmo Rodriguez July 1, 2010
Get the Black Coffee with Milkmug. A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.
by razer May 30, 2005
Get the percolating butt coffeemug. A modification for the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It unlocks an interactive sex minigame that was hidden in the game's original code. The minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character's six girlfriends. The object is to sexually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. The creator is Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands (a.k.a PatrickW). The mod is available for free download on various GTA mod sites on the Internet.
by improviduto August 26, 2005
Get the hot coffee modmug. Rubbing the crack of one's unclean ass against someone else's face in a act of degradation. The act itself is not unlike pissing on someone when they're down.
by sweatypig May 28, 2011
Get the coffee grindmug. drinking beer from a coffee mug in front of a client or in a professional situation. a common trick of audio engineers who have to wake up before noon for a session
rocky mountain coffee is the best cuz nobody knows you're drinking booze, who drinks booze from a coffe mug
by schwerve August 11, 2008
Get the rocky mountain coffeemug.