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Christian Rappers

The least hardcore rappers in the world. Most are white and preach while they think they're hardcore.
Christian Rappers: GIVE EM' DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!

Me: No....
by Robofbiwon March 7, 2010
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christian rock

1. Bland and generic music that seems to have a formal/harmonic/rhythmic template which all music wanting to be classified in the genre must use.
If you are synesthetic and christian rock is played, you will probably touch/taste/see/smell ass
by Ross January 28, 2004
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Christian Bale

Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
by poopy111 May 25, 2009
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Christian Fundamentalist

Includes over 90% of all Christians, who think they are better then everybody else because they believe an out dated and plainly false theory about the origin of the universe.

And also think that everyone but themselves will burn in hell for ever.
by Judge dredd7 June 4, 2011
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Christian Reconstructionist

One of the many lovely Americans (using the term loosely) who mistakingly believes that our established free nation is merely a pot of clay for them to mold into a theocratic, religious fanatic regime where Mosaic Law (basically Sharia law, Old Testament version) is forced upon all and anyone who doesn't adhere to the established religion and beliefs is persecuted and killed. Basically this is the Christian version of the Muslim cleric/fanatic. This term is not to be confused to refer to merely anyone of the Christian religion.
Person 1: "Did you hear Christian Reconstructionist Bradlee Dean talk about how Sharia law is more moral than American values because it brutally slaughters gays and lesbians? Then he accused gays of tearing down our country's fabric to allow Sharia law"

Person 2: "Huh. Maybe he should try getting his facts straight before he opens his mouth. Someone ought to ship him over to Iran if he loves it so much"

Person 1: "He'd sure be much happier preaching the Gospel..."
by Secularist October 21, 2011
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christian rock

Yes, vaginas like music too.
Satan has a good reason to hate Christian rock.
by shutupshutupshutup June 5, 2007
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