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Cry Baby

A fan of Melanie Martinez. The name is from her debut album CryBaby. The CryBaby's are usually obsessed with Melanie and don't like her song PlayDate
girl1: Omg are you listen Melanie Martinez?
girl2: yeah i'm a Cry Baby
girl1: me too
girl2:omg what's your fav somg from her? mine is Mad Hatter
girl1: mine is probably Soap or Cake
girl3: mine is PlayDate
girl2&girl1 at the same time: fake Cry Baby
by strwberryshrtcake April 17, 2021
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die-cry

the sound something makes before it dies
my dog's die-cry made my heart drop
by undercookedpizaa May 1, 2025
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Cry-O-Maniac

When you are holding a baby, or watching one, and the baby cries right away.
Person1: Can you watch my baby?
You: Sure!!

*Person1 goes away*
--Baby starts crying--
*Person1 comes back*

Person1: What are you doing?! You! You! Cry-O-Maniac!
by AndresQuioxote March 30, 2009
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Gangster Cry Baby

A person who rolls up complaining about something, raising up, and once confronted, starts crying… in other words, throwing up a gang sign in one hand and a pacifier in the other!
Look at that Gangster Cry baby trying to throw somebody under the bus!
by 2CommasInc June 22, 2022
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Crying cummed

The action of cumming while crying
"I crying cummed when I listened to live jet black heart"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"
by MGCs'slut January 3, 2024
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cry bitterly

Until I was under 5 months away from my 7th birthday, I’d couldn’t take off my boxer brief undies, until I cry bitterly!
by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020
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Crying-tologists

Crying-tologist

Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:

Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.

Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
Those Crying-tologists republicans worship Donald J Trump like he is the mesiah
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
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