Crooked butthole

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Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 9, 2022

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Fizzy Butthole

Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.

The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.

by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022

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bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so

He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.

by tykomaki February 20, 2022

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