sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.
the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up
by buckins May 16, 2006
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Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
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"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
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by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013
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I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
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