Bachelor Handshake

Grabbing a girls tit, And when she goes to smack you, You give her a Highfive

guy one Dude I grabbed Jessie's tit.
guy two What did she do
guy one Nothing cause I gave her a Bachelor Handshake

by Paul The Llama February 7, 2012

Back-To-Reality complex

The back-to-reality complex (noun):

Also referred to as the BTR-Complex: the feeling of emptiness after the end of a tv-series or movie, when

1) having to face the fact that all good things come to an end
2) having to let go of the bond that was built with the characters.

Leads in many cases to: addition to fan-fiction, discussion of every episode, and a re-watch of the tv-series/movie.

Durations range from an hour to multiple years.

Frank: "Hey buddy! What's up with Jimmy? He hasn't spoken a word today!"
Dennis: "I know. He just finished the last episode of Freaks and Geeks, and now he's having a Back-To-Reality complex..."
Frank: "Damn... How long do you think this will last?"
Dennis: "He'll get over it pretty soon for now, but after he does a re-watch of the series, it may last a little longer."

by MillSup May 22, 2013

Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.

Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon

by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013

backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.

Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"

by Aniraf March 16, 2014

backyard girl

An attractive girl that is like a ghost. She is their emotionally and physically but is no ones possession. This is why you will miss her. She is a backyard girl. Typical teenage hangout places is in a backyard were youll have a bonfire with friends and drink and smoke and socialize. She will cuddle you and have an awesome time with her. She has been with all my friends. Dont necessarily have sexual relations. Shes my Non related sister. But at the end of the night she goes home alone.

We cuddled and watched a movie. Went to my friends kickback and had a bonfire. We laughed and had a good time. We played beer pong. Cuddled next to the fire talking about stories. Freestyled to some hiphop beats with the homies. Talked about life. Deep conversations. i was throwing up in the bathroom and she took care of me. She cryd on my shoulder . were there for eachother. But at the end of the night, we part. She was a backyard girl man.

by Krazykatz November 12, 2014

Backspiration

Backspiration is when someone sweats profusely from his/her back causing a big wet mark. Backspiration is an undesirable occurrence unless actively trying to ward off members of the opposite sex.

Normally I’m super embarrassed by my backspiration, but it sure does help keep Joe, that creep from accounting, at bay.

by SupernaturalGoldfish December 10, 2014

Bacon Slug

The feeling you get after eating way too much bacon in a single meal. Usually occurs at a breakfast buffet.

It was so good at the time and I had to have more, but now I feel like a complete bacon slug.

by Ozweepay Jones February 12, 2015