August 5th

Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.

Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend

by True facts 2020 July 27, 2021

August 22

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM

by Treelonmusk November 3, 2019

17th of August

A normal day of the year.

-What did you do on the 17th of August?
-nothing tbh, just a normal day of the year

by Mah-boiii May 4, 2020

August 1st

national break up with your girl friend

girl: omg he broke up w me
bestfriend: oh shit is it august 1st
girl: yea why
bestfriend: it’s national breakup with your girlfriend day

by tittiefinkle November 2, 2019

August 25th

They day people with small cocks were born.

Oh you were born on August 25th.

Janet yk what that means :0

by Ethansixnine November 2, 2019

August 5th

August 5th is the day where any James and his significant other can send nudes to eachother. Because of this special day, the 2 of them get a free pass.

Today is august 5th...you know what that means!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoeee August 5, 2020

August 26

August 26 is national come out day 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈

Me:Mom I have been meaning to tell u for a long time I'm bisexual
Mom:bit why did u tell me only now?
Me: bcz today is August 26

by anonymous February 14, 2022