Adele’s Asshole

A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.

“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

molten asshole

Where you take the massive, most painful shit, that is at least the temperature of the sun.

Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.

*Jake*: Dude did you ever get molten asshole?
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns

*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut

by AndyJSwag March 20, 2014

sloppy asshole

An asshole that has cum all over it

Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.

by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016

Cubi-Asshole

Pronounced-{coo-Bye..Asshole}
Cubi-Asshole; slang for goodbye friend.

YOU- Eyy dude, I have to go home and do the do's
FRIEND- Ight Cubi-Asshole

Also: CUBI' MEAGHAN

by jmilla1818 February 26, 2009

Jackson Asshole

When a man puts bleach up a woman’s ass and fucks her up it so his dick come out lighter

Dude Jeremy received the Jackson Asshole from Shiela

No Way! I heard his dick is like 10x paler now

by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips

Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie

by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018

asshole sauce

a saucy form a shit from your asshole like applesauce

i sat on a stool in my mothers kitchen i thought i felt a wet warm fart it actually was asshole sauce came flying out my ass just for my mom to bake for the family.

by ikeasssauce September 29, 2017