ass to grass

Doing full range squats and beyond, meaning when you squat you go a below parallel.

matt: you squatting today?
james: yup
matt: ass to grass or 2 inch rom?
james: below parallel! lol

by martylolwut July 19, 2009

ass gape

Something often used in anal pornography. When an object, such as a mans penis, is inserted into someone's anus, stretching it, then it being removed and the anus remaining open, meaning it's possible to see inside
See also ass cave

1) In the porn i watched, it featured an ass gape
2) Dude, i screwed my girlfriend so hard last night i made her ass gape

by ryan_991 November 21, 2007

ass-a-sauras rex

a giant bowel movement

You should have seen the ass-a-sauras rex I left in the toilet this morning after all the Indian food I ate last night at 4am. It required 3 flushes and a call to a plumber.

by krunk94 April 1, 2008

ass lipstick

The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.

I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.

by thank you 2 January 12, 2010

Ass Shim

A layer of paper placed over a toilet seat to protect your ass from touching the seat. Mainly in public restrooms.

Corey: "dude did you see that toilet seat?!"

Mark: "yeah son, i had to lay down 22 ass shims before i could shit!!"

by ItsWitz April 3, 2010

Ass Cow

A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.

Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.

by Timmy Tulip February 22, 2011

ass burn

when a very good looking woman leaves a place of buisness wearing tight jeans turns to walk out and all the employes are staring at her ass!

on a hot summer day a very good looking female turns to leave a place of buisness while all the men associates stare at her ass with out a peep from them until she leaves the door way. then they pant like dogs and talk to each other about screwing the shit out of her! we gave her ass burn on the way out!

by russ sharp January 24, 2012