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Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .
Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay
by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018
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flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold
Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.
by Dr Q July 26, 2024
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Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.
He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)
by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021
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Spectral Flatness

Is a measured unit in digital signal proccesing
Look at katie ferrera’s tits. Its spectral flatness
by Dickhodle December 14, 2019
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Flat Earther

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.
by RoundEarther February 12, 2024
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Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat
by Magsw13 February 13, 2019
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Flat Us

Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.

It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.

Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.

A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
Don’t worry, just flat us!
by team flat us November 26, 2021
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