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Apple Dumped

A weird sex act where a man takes the core out of an apple. He then ejaculates into the apple and promptly slams the apple up the woman's vagina.
"Dude you should have been at that party last nite. Some chick was so out of it she got apple dumped by like 5 guys"
by Impact240sx March 27, 2010
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Shakespearian Dump

A large bowel movement relating to Shakespeare and his plays in that there are several Acts. Act 1. is the initial explosion, and after a short interval followed by the less powerful Act 2. and so forth. A Shakespearian Dump extending more than 3 Acts is quite an accomplishment.
Sorry Coach, I was late to track today because I was taking a Shakespearian Dump.
by dumpduty878c March 18, 2011
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Highway Dump

The act of taking a shit on the side of the highway when there is no bathroom availible.
Gary had a serious case of turtle head poking while traveling down I-696 near Detroit. With no shitters in sight, he pulled over and took a Highway Dump in front of his car. He used his pants and underwear to wipe his ass, and was on his way.
by Floss 69 July 16, 2008
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Soft Dump

The act of breaking up with a partner by lying to make them feel better. The typical lie involves blaming the dumper's own self for the problem.
1) I realized that I was being soft dumped when he said, "It's not you it's me."
by DrLuv December 9, 2011
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Dumped the Bunny

After your done having sex, and your resting. Your soft cock falls out of her snapper.
I made such a mess last night. After having sex with Lauren. I fell asleep and dumped the bunny all over the bed.
by Shaun Gowman October 18, 2008
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Rage Dump

Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.
Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
by sazzajay8 November 21, 2011
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dump block

When someone (Clint) goes in the bathroom when someone else has to take a dump(PC).
I have to go to the bathroom but Clint just dump blocked the bathroom.
by LarryF August 25, 2006
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