Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010

Duck butt

The kind of puckering of one's own asshole in extreme situations where it is so clenched, it becomes water tight, like a duck's butt.

"The registration in this car has been out for 3 months. Every time I pass a cop, I duck butt."

by OhSoMoist December 8, 2017

Robbing ducks

'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.

This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.

E.g. 1

Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"

E.g. 2

"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"

E.g. 3

Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."

by DM85 April 2, 2011

Strange duck

One who thinks they are high and mighty and has no regards for others.

Bruce is one STRANGE DUCK, he thinks he can get his way with others doing everything for him

by Dexter2020 April 28, 2022

The qween of ducks

The qween of ducks is a girl with blue hair that hides ducks around the school and her name is Jamaica

Kaelon: hey Jamaica what are you doing

Jamaica: im hiding ducks around the school

Josh:ok your majesty

Kaelon: the qween of ducks has risen

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Shitty duck

The act off pooping in the bathtub

Unfortunate accident bathtub shitty duck poop

by Apstrak September 18, 2016

duck caru

Duck caru is a bulky duck that has no hair (bold) likes to wear blue shirt that smells like trash. And it is poor with its stinky 20 dollars money. It is fat and have no food to eat so it eat the food in the garbage.

damn! thats a duck caru! 🦆🚗

by _SlimzCarufam_ August 30, 2022