Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Negative dildo

An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.

E.g

She is always mad. Must be that negative dildo up her backside.

by Dopiemaster1.7 April 23, 2019

Dora dildo voodoo

You get bad luck / voodoo when you don’t reply to a text or question from Doras dildo you can even ask chun.maraj her hair stylist came late and didn’t finish her hair.

You didn’t reply to Doras dildo text!! Your going to get Dora dildo voodoo on you for 24 hours

by Doras dildo November 6, 2020

dildo quencher

The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market

“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”

by JiggleBomf the 4th July 20, 2023

Nutty dildo Rider

To be covered in your step uncle's semen while riding a dildo on the roof

Do you see that nutty dildo Rider

Yeah I wish I was him right now

by I love molesting children inem September 10, 2023

Dildo Dick Combo

When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.

Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.

by Gabriel Liedel November 24, 2019

Dildo Baggins

Another name for Wild Card.

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.

by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019