Eat Bread

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies

Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

by Anonymous gay child March 28, 2019

head on the bread

A sexual game where a group of men gather around a piece of bread and ejaculate onto it. The last man to ejaculate then has to eat the bread.

Never, never play head on the bread.

by Linda Destroy ISIS June 19, 2016

Bread Lady

Lady, or very manly coffee shop man, who makes lots of dough.

When I'm a bread lady, I'll roll around in moolah!" Or: "Man enough to be a Bread Lady

by On The Fritz January 20, 2011

Water bread

Water with bread is good and soggy

good water bread

by CYKAA BLYATTT March 24, 2021

Bannana Bread

That thing that you used to eat all the time during Thanksgiving. But magically vanished once you became older then 9.

When would you EVER bring up Bannana Bread in a sentence?

by An Inside Joke January 13, 2016

Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

ezekiel bread

Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."

by jxxp July 24, 2019