Are You In The Army?

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

by Dave November 4, 2004

Are you fucking high?

What Jeffy asks Mario alot.

Mario: Alright Jeffy, it's time to eat your green beans, whilst I have a slice of pizza just for me!

Jeffy: WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT GREEN BEANS AND YOU EAT A PIZZA, ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!

by UltimateDoge April 23, 2021

where are you at?

the most common way to ask someone their location that only makes you sound dumb. the "at" is not needed and only prolongs a response cause the person being asked is rolling their eyes and sighing.

Jules: Ah yes; I expected your arrival 20 hours ago.
Verne: Yeah yeah yeah... I got caught up but we are close by.
Jules: Where are you at?
Verne: You mean, "Where are you?" Sheesh! Where are you at?
You say it like that all the time. It's, "where are
you?!" Get it right and call me back.

by KrispyKreemD May 15, 2008

Are you flying on me?

When someone tries to fool you or making fun of you, you can say "Are you flying on me?"
The saying comes from Hebrew.

Someone: Look over there, it's your ex...
you: Are you flying on me?

by Zivgo November 28, 2007

Are You Blown?

When you are higher than shit off some weed or being lost or being dumb or gone

John- Ay alex when is the essay due?

Alex- John are you blown? It was due last week

John- Oh haha (laughing)

by Can2 January 1, 2010

Are you a friend of Dorothy?

Code for asking a guy if they are gay, used in old times.

Guy 1: Hey dude, are you a friend of Dorothy?
Guy 2: Hell yeah.

by Sofia the Second September 6, 2020

Who the fuck are you?

"Who the fuck are you?" is typically used in anger-inflicting fashion. It is used to ask a person who they are to say that and what the fuck they are doing in that place, place being physically or electronically. People who say are usually trying to be mean and trying to offend the other person.

Person: Your a bitch
Other Person: Who the fuck are you? stfu you fat hoe!
Who the

by JuanCena100105 November 25, 2021