Ming Warrior

The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.

Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off

by 4Musketeers January 14, 2011

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Cave Warrior

A racial slur referring to people of Arabic origin or ancestry. The term is derived from the likes of Osama Bin-Laden who are stereotyped for living in caves.

Ramiro: This place is infested with cave warriors

Ivan: They can hear you you know!

Ramiro: What are the chances of them knowing what cave warrior means.

by jonesy-boy-live December 25, 2010

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Cidex-Warrior

A person who voluntarily consumes copious amounts of cheap, strong, dry white cider

check out that Cidex-Warrior necking that frosty jacks

by Cidex Warrior October 8, 2010

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Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.

Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.

by DumbWizard June 25, 2010

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Sachel Warrior

A sachel warrior is a person experienced in or capable of engaging in combat or warfare, especially since this warrior has to protect his/her sachel at all times, or he/she will collapse. Sachel Warriors typically look Swedish with long blonde hair.

A sachel is A FATTT SAck of weed aka marijuanna

Look out, here comes sachel warrior, hide your sachels.

by Pinelopes November 19, 2010

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