Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.
Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
Get the Dashboard Warriormug. I did a Warrior cats animated
by Smm2lover29383837454363 February 15, 2024
Get the Warrior cats animatedmug. a shottie bong. a Shottie is a way of smoking cannabis through in a bong, instead of having a bowl, the pipe is straight, a plug of tobacco is used, then cannabis is applied over the top of the tobacco. a lighter is applied until the plug burns enough to slip down the pipe and 'pop' into the water at the bottom. These can also be referred to as 'Shinobi Warriors'.
variations include:
'Shinobis'
'Shinoblays'
'warriors'
variations include:
'Shinobis'
'Shinoblays'
'warriors'
by Robbinnnz January 13, 2010
Get the shinobi warriormug. by Johns November 14, 2023
Get the Weather app warriormug. by Harry.W January 18, 2023
Get the Snowbunny warriormug. by KMK29 August 25, 2023
Get the P2 Warriormug. YouTube users that spend their days arguing about random subjects on YouTube. These subjects could easily be mistaken as a type of argument that could determine if a country gets nuked from how the two or more parties are going at it.
Two red warriors could easily turn a comment of 12 replies into over 100 replies detailing a battleground of the gods fighting over whether Rem was the best girl or not.
These Red Warriors can be relentless, stubborn, and highly challenging to one's mental endurance.
They even put Keyboard Warriors to shame. Most of them are not driven by any insecure acts of virtual aggression, confidence, or any form of acting tough.
They do it to debate, to win a virtual argument, to shut down the other party. They can be heavily aggressive in their debates, completely calm and constructive, or both at the same time. Their arguments can last days, weeks, months, and even a year.
An argument with a Red Warrior ends in three ways:
- One side no longers has the mental fortitude to continue and abruptly stops commenting.
- They actually come to a mutual or rough conclusion and say their farewells
- The comment they are battling on gets deleted either by the video getting deleted or the OP no longer wanted to get bullshit in his noti and deleted it.
Two red warriors could easily turn a comment of 12 replies into over 100 replies detailing a battleground of the gods fighting over whether Rem was the best girl or not.
These Red Warriors can be relentless, stubborn, and highly challenging to one's mental endurance.
They even put Keyboard Warriors to shame. Most of them are not driven by any insecure acts of virtual aggression, confidence, or any form of acting tough.
They do it to debate, to win a virtual argument, to shut down the other party. They can be heavily aggressive in their debates, completely calm and constructive, or both at the same time. Their arguments can last days, weeks, months, and even a year.
An argument with a Red Warrior ends in three ways:
- One side no longers has the mental fortitude to continue and abruptly stops commenting.
- They actually come to a mutual or rough conclusion and say their farewells
- The comment they are battling on gets deleted either by the video getting deleted or the OP no longer wanted to get bullshit in his noti and deleted it.
Dude 1: "Bro wtf is that comment history?"
Dude 2: "Some dude said that Darth Raven was the best Darth and could even beat Luke..."
Dude 1: "My guy, that's almost 500 comments of just you and him going at it wtf"
Dude 2: "But bruh Darth Revan tho"
Dude 2: "Jesus Christ on a cracker ur such a fukin Red Warrior of Red Warriors."
Dude 2: "Some dude said that Darth Raven was the best Darth and could even beat Luke..."
Dude 1: "My guy, that's almost 500 comments of just you and him going at it wtf"
Dude 2: "But bruh Darth Revan tho"
Dude 2: "Jesus Christ on a cracker ur such a fukin Red Warrior of Red Warriors."
by Sum Ting Wong? October 29, 2020
Get the Red Warriorsmug.