Urban Dictionary

A retarded website that makes people put random definitions

Urban Dictionary Is soooo good

by the_super_boss May 11, 2017

Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions

Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....

by considerthefollowing June 25, 2018

Urban Dictionary

An awesome website designed for people to give out, and show definitions or words, terms ETC.

“I need the definition of retard! What is it?”
“Check the Urban Dictionary, retard!”

by DEUCE+TURD March 22, 2018

Urban crush

An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.

Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.

by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018

Urban Sex

sex in the city

i walk into the city and WHATTTTTTTT
theres Urban Sex

by TheRealDictionaryPro June 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.

Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.

by tedious is sexier thanyouthink June 23, 2021

Urban freak

A person who only will publish something on Urban Dictionary only if it includes sex, swear words, or drugs.

I made many perfectly good definitions for Urban Dictionary but those Urban Freaks just don't publish them.

by mirmirladybug November 5, 2012