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turn his lights on

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on
by A.Artsy December 18, 2017
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turn the pickle over

Usually expressed for the such cancerous TV Show Rick and Morty, that not even myself doesnt understand it beacause i dont have a high enough IQ
Rick: Psst, turn the pickle over!

Morty: *flips the pickle*
Rick: Turn myself into a pickle Mortyyy!!!
by iVictory December 23, 2017
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Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
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turn you on to

Phrase from the seventies meaning to introduce a person to something new or interesting or "cool" that is totally new to their experience.
Yeah man, glad I could turn you on to some Thai stick finally. Pretty fucking...uh...I forgot what I was going to say...
by Cathalasaurus September 23, 2017
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popped a u turn

I went the wrong way so i popped a U turn.
by hblocknyc March 23, 2017
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Frisky Turn-Around Bopper

A frisky turn-around bopper is when a girl starts on her back and then the guy turns the girl around eats her ass, anal fucks her, then turns her around and she gives him head.
Hey I tried a frisky turn-around bopper with Sara!
by Lola446 March 26, 2017
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U-Turn

When a man (someone else can do it for you too) shoves your own dick up your ass hole.
Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?

I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.
by rgmetro March 29, 2017
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