Trump Tang

A brand of poo-tang media hype surrounding a man like an effervescent cloud of orange haze and the sweet mist parasitic recal infection of "It's amazing," and "It's gonna be great," bs to cover any terrible stench or gov't plot. Mix with water to disolve.

Trump Tang is available to drink at your local Senate until 2018.

by ImaZnGo February 5, 2017

Trump porn

Aggrandizing montages of news clips of Mr. Trumps best moments, watched for pleasure.

After my wife went to bed last night, I snuck downstairs and watched Trump porn.

by tho4m October 14, 2017

Trump

1) Hypocrisy at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree. 2) To do something at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree while claiming to not do it at all. 3) A person who does something at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree while claiming to not do it at all. 4) Fooling someone at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree. 5) Convincing someone that you have never done something when you do it all of the time.

"Sure Trump; you would never sleep with someone on the first date." "That Trump told me it was her first time." "His wife is so Trumped. She thinks he's an angel."

by Hyperzombia February 20, 2019

Trumpdick

One who is gaudy, trashy, unimportant, or otherwise unimpressive in any discernible fashion despite being loud, brash, abrasive, and over-confident.
Also has yeti pubes.

Todd is such a Trumpdick he sent Tammy pictures of his wang- now everyone is laughing at him.

by Ferf.zero September 26, 2019

Trump

That giant turd that is so hard to push out, you sit on the toilet for 4 hours crying in pain. You may tear your anus, but the joy is euphoric when it finally passes.

"Why are you dancing in the street like a lunatic?"

"I just pushed out a Trump."

by Truth53 November 7, 2020

tRump

A large, stubborn, orange turd that refuses to go down the drain when you flush the toilet.

Unfortunately I started the day with a big smelly tRump!

by überkochen November 13, 2020

Trump Clownery

The Trump Clownery is when Trump supporters ignore lockdown and when their president doesn't win the 2020 election they become a fucking beyblade and wanna become murderers so they go somewhere and RIOT!

Jacob: Dude did you hear the news in North Carolina?
Rammy: Wait what the fuck, no...
Jacob: On the radio on Thursday some Trump Supporters went to some court place and fucked up some people
Rammy: Over the election? That's a lot of Trump Clownery...

by mitzklune January 9, 2021