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Towel Lounge

1) Hanging out in your towel after a shower for extended periods of time.

2) Laziness wrapped in comfy awesomeness
*gets out of shower and proceeds to wrap in a towel and then go sit in a chair*

Ex 1
Ahhhhhh and now I'll just sit here and towel lounge while I write this 10 page econ paper

Ex 2
T - Ugh, I have to get dressed to get food
H - Wasn't your shower like an hour ago?
T- Towel lounging, H, towel lounging
by feistypeacawk August 20, 2013
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tobermore

This is a wee loyalist town in county Londonderry with two brilliant shops and a wee proddy bar on the corner! It also boasts a reasonably good football team: Tobermore United
I went out for a drink in Tobermore last night
by Maud the prod December 7, 2014
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towel boy

young boys that carried towels in bathhouses
by doboteretoh_doghorse May 22, 2023
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tomer moment

when a guy says something sus (in a gay way) and acts oblivious when questioned about it
person #1:"i love men"
person #2:"ayyooo what did you say?"
person #1:"what?"
person #2:"tomer moment"
by 100% not tomer June 12, 2023
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Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.
Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"
by R@peman February 19, 2010
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Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.
"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"
by Elindale January 6, 2010
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Dremel towel

if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper
had to dry myself with the dremel towel; makes the after shower treatment a real pain in the ass
by bikesniffer May 8, 2014
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