neck face

A muscle-head, or no-neck, or just another insult like idiot or asshole.

Fuck you, NECK FACE. I'll punch you in your fucking neck. (Originally spawned by Jason D.)

by T.O.M. July 28, 2006

neck up

the process of downing a beer

Dave: your shit.
John: neck up you clown!

by Morrissey April 9, 2006

Smiling Neck

The result of gettin your neck slit by someone or something, making it appear as though your neck is smiling.

Joey grabbed a knife from the drawer and gave his wife and kid a smiling neck.

by phear me ho February 5, 2008

gooses neck

a currency exchange slip. a cheque.

he fixed us up with a gooses neck as soon as we finished the job. sweet.

by darryharry December 23, 2008

Extendable Neck

An extendable neck is a creature of whom appears in human form, But when in need of Food it's neck can extend upwards and then bend and flex all directions in order to consume It's prey. It Began It's life eating all the Dinner Plates, so much so that his mother had to begin using paper plates so That her Money would not be wasted on Expensive Plates that would go into his stomach. He then began eating His School Bags, Hence His school bag changed everyday Until eventually he gave up on them. When The Neck retartacts it forms a giant skinlike bulge on the outside of the creatures former human body and it just becomes a giant slug rolling wround everywhere leaving behind a trail of sweat due to the excessive heat between the former body and it's skin flaps created by the necks extensions. There is One Feamle Extendable although the original is male, The Female Is exactly the same except her origins come from to much physical bifn with the Original extendable and She Features more Buck Teeth & Frizzy Heat Damaged Hair. Other Names used For the main creature (male) = Extendy Neck, Extendy, Extendable, Extoondi, Mumbai & Mumbo.

Look, It's Extendable Neck!

Oh My Gosh Dosn't that guy resemble The Extendable Neck?

by Jason Savagal January 16, 2009

Roxbury Neck

A neck injury caused by doing the Roxbury Dance. Usually turns up five days after public performance. You know you have a Roxbury Neck when you can't turn your head to the right and if you try, it will hurt as hell.

Apply Tiger balm on spot in order to deliver bad ass moves next time you're out dancing.

My Roxbury Neck keeps me from working out. CHEERS

by Dr Phol March 12, 2011

neck queef

a neck queef, It's when you cut someones neck, and hold the laceration together slightly, so when the blood is squirting out of the artery in the neck, it sounds like a queef

i was on the deep web, some guy living with a girl, told them to do a neck queef, he fucking did it lmao.

by beandok January 22, 2019