Kyle

to tell your friends you can go somewhere and then wait a few days to tell them that you can't go because you procrastinated and didn't tell your parents until the last minute or you have to celebrate a distant relatives birthday

Guy 1: Yo dude lets go to the park next week.

Guy 2: Yeah sure i'm pretty sure I can go.

Guy 1: alright.

*5 days pass.

Guy 2: Oh my mom said I can't go because its my cousin's sister's grandmothers birthday so yeah.

Guy 1: friken stop pulling a Kyle

by SlightlyGoingToFaint August 24, 2018

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Kyle

A bitch ass nigga who is a faggot one likes him he is a Kyle Holt

Hey look it’s a faggot kyle

by Dickinass123 May 10, 2019

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Kyle

A gay kid who likes to suck the biggest and blackest cocks

Kyle the mist gayest kid in the block he likes to duck his neighbors duck

by Micahisafag May 16, 2019

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Dirty Kyle

Chugging a Monster energy drink then giving head so it tasted like Monster.

I’m giving my girl (or boy) a Dirty Kyle tonight!

by Con_and11 April 16, 2020

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kyling out

When you start a sentence about something mundane, but you think faster than you talk so you end up encompassing your views on the meaning of life and the origins of the universe while ordering a cheeseburger.

Man, when he starts kyling out it's like a video bufferring and 9,000 random facts speed by every time it gets stuck.

by skeptichemist87 March 20, 2016

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Kyle turner

A Kyle turner from bromsgrove is a mongole who’s Mom is peng and dad has an egg head he thinks he’s sick because he used to live in America but no one actually likes him

That Kyle turner is so dodgy no one likes him

by Hill top November 14, 2018

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