Kyle Don, he's one of a kind and beautifully amazing. He's the kind of guy that melts your heart into a little puddle you have to carry around in a jar. He is so wonderfully sweet and perfect for one special girl. His creativity is un matched and amazing. If he was hurt in the past it would never show because he loves with all his heart. He'd trust you if you were kind to him and follow you like a puppy, but he's as loyal as one too. He's the most attractive nerd I know and isn't afraid to show it. But man can that boy sing. his voice would make the birds stop to listen. It isn't hard to fall in love with Kyle Don. I know I did.
by One Lucky Gal December 30, 2011
by Getpwnd27 November 16, 2015
Kyle Johnson is the sexiest man alive, very thick, and wants to fuck this ass. He has the cutest smile and the best friend group to exist. Kyle is also a great person to play hot potato slap ass with.
by baylen_peej_fanpage312 April 26, 2020
by Con_and11 April 16, 2020
Kyle is a monster energy drinker who lingers around and says they are bad at everything they do. Kyle is the type of guy to say something immediately after you tell them not to. Kyle is also the type to claim they will steal your hoe, depending on how hot. Otherwise, a pessimistic piece of shit. Rates themselves low on the attractiveness scale. Does not respond to directions well. Often repeats themselves.
by Lennygrodd September 22, 2019
When you shoot a whole dill pickle out of your anus with such force that it apon impact creates a fist sized hole in the dry wall.
After returning home from the grocery store with her vlassics she was so excited she pickled kyled the living room.
by MotherPugger69 May 18, 2022
a nerd who is zesty as hell and known for this. Occasionally says random lines. Known for texting Carmela about how Liam Mcnamee is a bitch
by Bign17372 January 22, 2023