John Thunder-Thighs

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself

I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants

by thot#_killer October 22, 2018

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: I was eating Nora out, and she almost gave me a Celtic Thunder!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019

american thunder

the biggest shit show ever to hit six flags st.louis - it never trouble lights which makes it very not cash money to operate but super lit to ride.

‘Hey, American thunder has no line!’
“Yeah. It never does.”

by big fun fun September 25, 2019

Blood Thunder

When a girl releases a queef on her period causing a loud thunder while releasing blood.

Dude did she sit in blood? Nah man she just had some blood thunder.

by tardefinition May 20, 2020

Blue Thunder

A term used in the NYS Prison system for hand rolled cigarette made from the butt ends of older cigarettes and then wrapped in the blue outer wrapping that the individual toilet paper rolls come in. The term derives from the harshness of the tobacco and the limited smokability of the improvised rolling papers causing thunderous coughing. Mostly limited ti reception where many have not been able to buy commissary or receive outside packages yet.

Man, that Blue Thunder is ripping my lungs up!

by exjailbird August 4, 2020

EZB Thunder

Just a normal person doing his thing :)

EZB Thunder drowned

by EZB_Thunder October 22, 2020

Ninja thunder

A meaningful conclusion

Damn! That Teddy Red Fox brought home the Ninja Thunder

by Bart the Honorable December 12, 2020