thomas mendoza

a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself

thomas mendoza is a mangina

by sdfsadfgb March 3, 2009

Thomas Howson

1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother

When brought into a war of wits - My name is Thomas I’m the best *you know*
…T-H-O-M-A-S

‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’

by biggychees December 5, 2021

Thomas crue

Hot and should give jackson a big kiss

Thomas crue is soooooo hot

by FireSerpent8663 February 2, 2022

Lewis Thomas

A boy who dose t wipe his ass crapped his ass at 12

Lewis Thomas why didn’t you wipe your ass

by Lewis Thomas crappy pants November 22, 2019

Thomas plane

A paedophile usually on probation for rape.

Look out for a thomas plane!

by Wilfred the henge geez September 30, 2018

Pulling a Thomas

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.

Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.

by Skouch March 28, 2018

Thomas Pridgen

The best drummer in the world. He has played on many albums for many different artists. He is most recognized for his work in the band The Mars Volta and now his new band The Memorials.

He has a very radical style of playing consisting of super hard drumming, crazy fills and insane foot patterns.

Thomas Pridgen has come to fuck shit up!!!!!

by theman!!!! July 3, 2011