mexican greasy spoon

A Mexican greasy spoon is when two fat Hispanic gay men spoon in in bed after an afternoon jog

Hey hombre! That was a nice Mexican greasy spoon last night...

by Big Daddy Coppertop September 1, 2017

fork & spoon operator

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

Spoon Murder Klages

Someone who cuts off a mans testicles and stabbs his eye balls with a spoon.

Man I did an awesome spoon murder klages on that guy last night!

by XCheyenneX February 26, 2008

gang spoon

Multiple Men spooning Single target only possible to the creative.

Having one lay face up while 2 men gang spoon from both sides

by steve boll May 21, 2008

Peanut Butter spoon

a spoon covered in peanut butter

mainly used a topic of a conversation

Donut-you got a peanut butter spoon

Charlie-mhm

Donut-you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary

Charlie-umhu

Donut- ya me neither i dont know if its a real thing but it sounds like it should be

by donut viewer September 20, 2020

new orleans spoonful

Cumming onto a spoon and feeding it to your partner.

I gave my gilrfriend a New Orleans spoonful last night

by jlawad August 4, 2016

The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.

Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.

by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016