sneaky nut

The act of pulling one testicle above your shorts and putting it back once noticed.

When was your last sneaky nut.

by ClemDawg227 October 2, 2016

Sneaky Link

Sneaky Link means (When you have sex with somebody and you don't want anyone to know you fucked them)
Usually people do ''Sneaky Links'' in the night/ when they sneak out.

Example used in a sentence: Me:My Sneaky Link d*** was so good
Friend:Whats their name?
Me:I can't tell you that its my Sneaky Link for a reason😭

by Luv4tima October 29, 2022

Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.

My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.

by MusicaB August 26, 2025

sneaky larue

A character who watches you online but doesn't reply. You know that he is there cuz it says active. Reading ur posts.

I got on telegram n this sneaky larue was there but not commenting.

by Sketchy larue March 21, 2023

Sneaky Snail

During sex, when you are unsure of where your sex partner stands on anal sex, the male decides to try it out and while having sex he slowly penetrates here anus until the entire thumb gets up there.

When in doubt Ted I'm telling always use the 'Sneaky Snail' he is your friend and companion.

by DayDay4u October 21, 2025

Sneaky

Therion the Thief from Octopath Traveler

You: "Man, that guy sure is sneaky."

Other person: "Wow, that must be Therion the Thief from the hit video game Octopath Traveler!"

by cantwritecleo December 12, 2020

Sneaky almond joy

Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.

I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.

by Felix_liter June 27, 2018