Introducing a sophisticated luxurious fruity(juicy, out there) floral(smelly, out there, in the garden) secret (named first after a woman whom, has the name that shines as thou illuminating powder for the nose, hidden by the name and joy of the wort secret changed with a vowel i over u and never after e) reflects the mysterious and emotional side of no ones lady that is silent, you may disappear or die if you leak these warnings and promoted “perfumed secret” it’s to die for.
“Did Aurore tell you her perfumed secret?” “IF I TOLD YOU MY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTHENTIC LEGIT TRUE VERSION OF OUR MAJESTIC DOPE FUMED PERFUMED SECRETS- YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE TO APPAUL ME, DISREGARDING THE GRIMACED AND OH SO PIERCING LOOK IN MY EYES SHOWING THE NEED FOR DISCRETION OF DEFENSE RULING OUT PROCESS OF THE ROYAL SPEECH AND THOU, THAT PROTECTION AND APPRECIATION OF OUR FATHER, AND OUR KINGS, AS WELL AS THE UNITED NATIONS, KINGDOM, AND CAMBRIDGE AS WELL AS ONTARIO AND NEWLY FOUNDED AMERICAS HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD; SHALL BE DUMBFOUNDINGLY PRESUMPTIOUSLY OBVIOUS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IF THE CONTINUITIES OF YOUR TONGUE PIERCES ME AS A SWORD, ILL CAPITALIZE FIRST.”
by Lilbabygrem December 16, 2021
Get the perfumed secretsmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>spilling a secret could presently Conflict Any Touched Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.
by littlebigx July 20, 2019
Get the Secret Santamug. my bitch ass got burned like a squoggit, i need to shuck some secret squoggit sauce from the plant to gel with my bitch ass sunburn
by forble June 9, 2025
Get the secret squoggit saucemug. Oprah never told anybody about her secret, i heard it from her brother that she cut her nipples off and put them in a mason jar. i call it, Oprahs dirty secret.
by Noodle tickler July 21, 2019
Get the Oprahs dirty secretmug. by kayak in da boat February 23, 2021
Get the secret picklemug. We all know lexy, A fun guy but what some people don't know is that lexy is just a nickname he's name is Actually Alex he is a cool guy but we all know that lexy broke up with zabrang but do we know why??? Well the reason is because lexy has been obnoxious to her so later when they broke do u guys think lexy stopped at that to just let zabrang go? The answer is no! Lexy still had feelings for her but unfortunately zabrang be giving him cards which led to lexy to change his name to "Depressed kid" lexy hates sammy cos he thinks sammy is trying to steal zabrang from him which is kinda true in that moment... Well there you have it that is the reason of lexy break up next; does lexy have a girlfriend????
by Danvyt34 September 9, 2022
Get the The Secrets of Lexymug.