Alabama dry rub

When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing

Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub

by Rickbrick March 21, 2023

Pork Rub

Someone or something Anti Casual, with a problem eating pork and a yapping problem....and probably your nickname in highschool.

"Looks like good ol pork rub is coming to Christmas this year, what should we get her?"

"Redbull and ham!"

by Jrflash2005 December 16, 2024

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017

State park rubbing

It's the state park clit! Not many know where it is but when you find it someone is happy.

Hey I found the spot for the state park rubbing!

by State park lover November 16, 2023

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Rub-a-tug

Male pleasing therapy

See y’all in a while i need to go rub-a-tug.

by ogsmoker October 05, 2017

rubbing pancake

The rubbing pancake is the pancake on the top of the stack which holds the desirable butter slab. this pancake is rubbed against the rest of the stack in order to spread the butter.

“Hey where’d the rubbing pancake go”
“In my stomach”

by Aeirq185 August 08, 2023