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Crab-up

Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.
"We ate a couple of Goo-balls and he really started to crab-up!"
by jtothegat May 30, 2006
mugGet the Crab-upmug.

imitation crab

Something used not to replace crabs, but to replace school lunches
by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 17, 2021
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Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta
Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”
by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024
mugGet the NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Danglermug.

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
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Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.
My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”
by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024
mugGet the Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Daymug.

crabs pic

by eddiemunsonsslut July 20, 2022
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Crab trap

The act of taking a girls legs pushing them all the way up and then you sit on her while you fuck her so she cant move and then you scream crab trap and bust in her
woah last night was crazy i fucking crab traped that bitch!
by iceman_420 July 13, 2011
mugGet the Crab trapmug.

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