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Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022
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Shower Tech

When you turn the shower so hot that it starts to steam up the whole room. While you are jerking off in the shower and when you bust with the heat and steam you pass out due too lack of oxygen from the steam and the pressure from busting all over the showers walls.
Yeah Trent I'll hop on Overwatch after I hit the Shower Tech real quick.
by datboyjay October 3, 2025
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A Marchodel Tech

To touch or use modified techniques(Tech Freakouts,Ointment,Latino lube) To please anyman that has the name Marcels tiny chode
Omg did you here that Jessica gave a marchodel tech to the mentalmidgetmarcel….. No way that’s disgusting
by Chodelasaul erectis August 12, 2024
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tech wop

yo bro i just tech wop with your mom
by frjrrkrkrkk October 29, 2018
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tech ten

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university
That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.
by MSU 111 April 18, 2016
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Nike Tech Demon

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon
by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023
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Brooklyn Tech

woah you look like shit what happened?
i go to brooklyn tech
by bigbeefo September 21, 2021
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