Tax

Invited by a type of animal called a “human”, “tax” is the the daily fee of living a good life in the human realm. The first known tax was created in Ancient Egypt, a type of human civilization with big structures known as “pyramids”. Before that, the humans lived in peace; contrasting to today, where humans have things called “wars” and lazy people known as “Donald Trumps” who refuse to pay these “taxes”.

“I don’t want to pay my taxes!”

by laser_fox January 17, 2023

Packer's Tax

Whoever packs the bowl gets the first hit.

I'm getting the green this time. Packer's tax, get over it.

by idontevencarewhatmynameis July 29, 2017

passenger tax

tax that a passenger in car pays to driver on snacks that he is eating on passenger seat.

i had to pay half a pack of lays as passenger tax

by kindlastimitteteelmellistesse November 20, 2023

Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

“I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

by TheRockObama April 28, 2020

Fanum tax

its a tax idiot. anyways fanum is a guy who barges in kai cenat's stream and he brings food. So fanum tax is just to yoink food

person one: I got food
person two snatch food
person one: i just got fanum taxxed :(

by CURSEOFRA December 10, 2023

Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.

“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”

by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025