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table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
by toastcowboy November 12, 2017
mugGet the table pourmug.

Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
by SporkedOn January 4, 2022
mugGet the Fat nuts on the tablemug.

table gravy

The mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. When dry it is often sticky.
Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016
mugGet the table gravymug.

Tableing

When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.
Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!
by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025
mugGet the Tableingmug.

table

a magic device that makes you fly on command
a magic table makes me fly on command
by skyler blood February 20, 2019
mugGet the tablemug.

The Table

---James Hetfield---
"I am the table."

-James Hetfield
(The View)
by Cosmokane August 20, 2022
mugGet the The Tablemug.

TABLE-BRO

Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.
Im not paying money to compete, im just a table-bro!
by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025
mugGet the TABLE-BROmug.

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