Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
by toastcowboy November 12, 2017
Get the table pourmug. by SporkedOn January 4, 2022
Get the Fat nuts on the tablemug. Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."
by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016
Get the table gravymug. When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.
Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!
by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025
Get the Tableingmug. by skyler blood February 20, 2019
Get the tablemug. ---James Hetfield---
by Cosmokane August 20, 2022
Get the The Tablemug. Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.
by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025
Get the TABLE-BROmug.