A show about a obnoxious fat guy and his big nose wife and mentally disturbed daughter, dumb older son, and evil turned gay baby, and talking dog. When it it first aired, it was okay but got old real quick and was canceled but brought back because of popular demand by geeky thirteen to sixteen year olds who bought all the first few seasons on DVD memorizing every joke because they think random piss poor puns are comedic gold. Ever since then, it has gone on a slow decline to the point where the writers just rely on cheap gags and two to three minute long unfunny flashbacks and stupid musical notes. Yes there are some good episodes but for every good one there are ten bad ones. If you really look at it, it's nothing more than a cheap rip off of the much better in comedy and animation the Simpsons. The characters are annoying, the the plots happen in the last ten minutes while the first ten to twelve is just random unfunny crap and worst of all the show gets preachy to the point where you can't stand thinking about it.
Plus the creator, Seth McFarlane is nothing but an arrogant prick who makes fun of people that don't agree with him or Bill Maher but fails every time.
Plus the creator, Seth McFarlane is nothing but an arrogant prick who makes fun of people that don't agree with him or Bill Maher but fails every time.
13-16 year old geek: Hey did you watch Family Guy last night, it was so funny!
Normal Person: No because I'm not a retard with no friends who thinks a fat guy trying to pick up a dead frog with a shoe box for five minutes is funny.
Normal Person: No because I'm not a retard with no friends who thinks a fat guy trying to pick up a dead frog with a shoe box for five minutes is funny.
by techkid41 May 1, 2011
Get the Family Guymug. by dr. shango August 2, 2003
Get the little guymug. Ex1:
Guy: Ok. So as I was saying....
Anthony: Wait! Dude! Two guys?
Ex2:
Anthony: Dude....of all seriousness...two guys.
Guy: Ok. So as I was saying....
Anthony: Wait! Dude! Two guys?
Ex2:
Anthony: Dude....of all seriousness...two guys.
by Justin W. June 8, 2004
Get the two guysmug. Guy who can be sweet and endearing but often says and does stupid things, clueless whether or not it's good bad or offensive.
by Sucka McCock November 21, 2014
Get the Typical Guymug. A man who has rejected the societal notion of masculinity and chosen to define himself from the inside out instead, realising that traits such as empathy and nuturing are not actually limited to the female of the species, and nor are aggression and assertiveness limited to the male.
Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.
Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.
Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.
Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.
Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
by Killing Kittens March 1, 2005
Get the nice guymug. A derivative and boring show that mindlessly quotes pop culture 3/4ths of its target audience does not understand.
"Did you watch Family Guy last night? They referenced the A-Team, Sanford and Son, and Lindsay Lohan within a minute!"
"No."
"No."
by Hazel August 4, 2006
Get the family guymug. That one guy who is in that one girl's life who foils your plan of getting with her. Other Guy is not a person, but more of a position. Other Guy can be a close guy friend, an ex-boyfriend, someone trying to hit on her, etc.
"Dude, did you hit on Sarah last night?"
"I was going to, but then Other Guy came and stole my thunder. She was talking to him the whole time."
"Aww, man. I hate Other Guy!"
"I was going to, but then Other Guy came and stole my thunder. She was talking to him the whole time."
"Aww, man. I hate Other Guy!"
by The Midnight Creeper27 December 25, 2011
Get the Other Guymug.