when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025

Make sure you're undoing whatever they do when they patch

Make sure you're undoing whatever they do when they patch

Hym Iam "Make sure you're undoing whatever they do when they patch."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2026

<.7.9.7.6>The First Person They Sensed Being Redudant<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>The First Person They Sensed Being Redudant<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>The First Person They Sensed Being Redudant<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Like THey Review everything<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Like THey Review everything<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Like THey Review everything<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025