Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.

Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.

by Carneguy September 14, 2023

Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.

Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.

by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

princess pony

Long hair that is half up and half down.

Look at that girl over there with the princess pony, she looks like a real life princess.

by Vanbridg October 12, 2017

Sparkle Pony

(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.

(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes

by S[hell]by November 13, 2018

Ping Pony

A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.

Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.

by twerkteam69 November 2, 2012

Pony

In British slang, "pony" can describe something or someone that is unattractive or of poor quality.

She was excited to meet him, but when he showed up, he looked proper pony.

by Ed wood wood June 2, 2024