Hot Pee

The act of going for a quick pee.

Be right back, gotta take a hot pee.

by papertowels000 October 29, 2016

Pee Camel

A person who defies all kidney laws and stores urine like a camel to be released at a time of their choosing. (usually female.)

"We've been at this festival all weekend and I haven't seen Anna pee once!

Dude, thats coz shes a pee camel!"

by DEMuahahah May 26, 2014

Pee Peeee

When you have nothing funny to text your friend, So you send them Pee Peeee with a random meme.

I didn’t have anything funny to send to Robert So I just sent him Pee Peeee lol.

by I like oofing May 25, 2020

pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011

PEE-ABLE

A beautiful person is PEE-ABLE!

"She is hot.....I agree, she is PEE-ABLE!"

by Bulldog951 August 17, 2011

Peeing in the sink

verb:

To use the wrong object for the wrong reason. Doesn't matter if it works, it's just wrong.

Peeing in the sink may use less water, but it's not what the sink is for.

Person 1: "What's the problem with washing my hands with the water fountain?"
Person 2: "Dude, it's like peeing in the sink."

by Thicc Daddy LOAF March 10, 2021

pee shoter

Eww don’t touch my dirty pee diapers face the pee shooter 1000

Pee shoter idiot

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 10, 2021