cake rinsed

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when you go to buy drugs from some random off the internet and get left with a bag of salt

drug user 1 : "aww man, i went to score some gear and cake rinsed me"

drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"

by harry jnr January 21, 2021

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Cake pansy

When a grown ass man in the group wants the tiniest piece of cake

Can you cut me a smaller piece of cake than that? I’m a cake pansy.

by Spirited Chaos April 8, 2023

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Cake Check

It is when you grab/slap someone’s ass or their “cake”

I cake checked her so hard

by Cakechecker February 11, 2020

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Table Cakes

An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.

I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.

by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019

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cake ass

1.) Used to describe man who is very romantic and usually very gullible

"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

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A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

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