a real goofster

a real goofster is uncle chicken cock

"yo uncle chicken cock is fucking a baby"
"hes a real goofster allright

by HappyBTW February 9, 2022

Real Nigga

A savage no matter where you are or what you are doing can make you laugh. and they will steal you whore

THEY ARE
Big Dick, Handsome,Powerful,Badass,Virgin Stealer, and Pussy Crusher

Person#1: Did you here Kimoni has got another thot.
Person#2 Yeah, and also someone fucked my wife
Wife:Hey I'm leaving you for a real nigga
Person#2: For Who.
REAL NIGGA: FOR ME NIGGA
Person#2: MY WIFE IS THE THOT
Person#1: No shit Sherlock

Person#1: Dude someone with a Big Dick,Handsome,Powerful, and a Badass is fucking my wife
Person#2: That's a Real Nigga like a KImoni
Person#1: OH

by REALNIGGA162 December 11, 2019

Real 80s

A phrase used to reference an object/person/event in a way that appears to be "out of date". It is a polite way to tell someone there music/hair/car/wardrobe/home electronics/home furnishings are TERRIBLE and they need new ones!

Glenn: Dude,look at that chick over by the bar,she is HOT!

Longo: DUDE, look at her hair, she is "Real 80s" man. Those jeans she has on, in San Diego you never see that style, that's "Real 80s".

by drummerg2 April 11, 2009

real mom

A mom who is straight forward, doesn't sugar coat anything, is realistic, and blunt.

She is a real mom. She has problems, but she deals with it.

by MTanai May 6, 2018

Real One

Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

by Jinstermeista January 20, 2020

too real

ghetto ass kid straight outta Gurnee, Illinois

I'm goin to Too Real's crib tonight

by T Bam February 20, 2009

Real Talk

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Used to emphasize utterly truthful statements

Person 1: Man Michigan sucks
Person 2: THAT'S REAL TALK!

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! November 26, 2010