What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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Get the Fine shyt mug.A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.
"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021
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Get the sorta fine mug.I’m not fine but I don’t want you to know what’s wrong, unless I’m prodding you to ask me what’s wrong.
Girl : I’m fine
Boy: (thoughts) oh no
Girl: I said I’m fine
Boy: what’s wrong?
Girl: I SAID IM FINE!!!
Boy: (thoughts) oh no
Girl: I said I’m fine
Boy: what’s wrong?
Girl: I SAID IM FINE!!!
by Top2929 November 27, 2019
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