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Sage Syndrome 

When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.
Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"
Sage Syndrome by Spudasaurus April 12, 2011
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Roundabout Syndrome 

When a girl appears to be fit from behind, you approach and she turns around to reveal she is in fact minging
Guy 1:"That girls looks fit, I'm going in"

Guy 2:"Yea go for it"

2 minutes later....

Guy 2:"Was she not game?"

Guy 1:"Naaa mate, roundabout syndrome"

Kovo Syndrome 

Kovo Syndrome :

A Rare condition When your feeling out of place , lonely , and no desire to hang out with friends or communicate with others. Sports come rough , hands are rock hard and your concussion counts keeps going up. Nobody wants to play with you and it even know you

Symptoms :

- loneliness

- Increase in hair growth

- no drive

- increase in tweets
-ignoring the bros

- sports lacking skill

- chap lips

- heavy hands

- increased lies

- wheeling girls over FB

Outcome :

Not living life
Guy : Hey man wanna hangout later?
Friend: Nah sorry man , got homework to do

Guy: ah I see you starting to get Kovo syndrome
Kovo Syndrome by Tricky CCT March 30, 2013

Michael Syndrome 

One of the few syndromes whose symptoms yield a net benefit in one's life. (i.e., this is a syndrome you actually want to have.) Typically, Michael Syndrome is characterized by a dramatic increase in so-called 'eureka moments', of which many are incredibly useful ideas and contributions.

In other words, Michael Syndrome can be thought of as a temporary form of Savant Syndrome, but it is much more direct in application and does not contain any negative side effects.
My God, he just received his third Nobel Prize, fourth Turing award, fifth best-selling book, and is making a killing on his newest stock trading strategy... The only explanation: He has a case of Michael Syndrome.
Michael Syndrome by actanonverba November 18, 2016

Skyrim syndrome 

When a video game (typically open world RPG, though there are exceptions) you feel an intense need to do as much as you possibly can. Named after the first game in which this phenomenon was observed, "the elder scrolls V: skyrim"
I started playing horizon zero dawn yesterday and I'm getting a severe case of skyrim syndrome from it
Skyrim syndrome by lolwaffles March 22, 2017

mercy syndrome 

When a person believes that a girl feels so much pity for them that they actually like them.
"I feel bad for Brandon. He actually thinks Sam likes him. Just another bad case of Mercy Syndrome."
mercy syndrome by Dead_Meme April 6, 2017

Westerlund Syndrome

When the hairline recedes into the form of a W at an early age.

(May give autism, not confirmed by science)
McDonald: Hey, look at my hair!

Donnatello: Aw shit dude, you got Westerlund Syndrome!

McDonald: At least I'm not autistic.