Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

taint snarf

to violently bite the hairs off of a man's taint

Instead of shaving it, I'll just have my girlfriend give me a taint snarf.

by deadmansparty86 November 5, 2010

Snarf

When a person sticks their hand down their pants and grabs ahold of their sweaty ball sack and then shakes someone's hand. Usually done to an enemy of said person.

Ol' Johnny couldn't find a rock, so he decided to snarf the bastard instead.

by ProfessorBanana May 29, 2005

snarggle-blat!

A playful reply to dissapointment.

boy: "I have to study today."
girl: "hmmph...snarrgle-blat."

girl: "I can't go out with you today."
boy: "Snarrgle-blat! Snarrgle-blat I says!!!"

by John Lopez April 19, 2005

snarf the barf

hitting the bong and getting bong water in your mouth.

You'll snarf the barf if you hit the bong too hard and theres too much water in it.

by viper9043 September 10, 2006

snarf

A general noise of disgust or uncomfortable-ness

"ugh, the school bitch just walked down the hall"
"she so snarfed when she passed you"
"whatta bitch"

"wanna chill?"
"I gotta do my room first"
"snarf"

by Fedeshnika February 7, 2008

Snarf

yea he was the nursemaid on thundara...but snarf could literally mean anything

" Where the snarf is he at???"

"You got any snarfy snarf" in this case it means marijuana

"Lets go...Snarf it up"

by Jon Dizle January 15, 2009