smile

To slit someone's throat by swinging your knife/shank/etc. is a arc that mirrors a smile and buryinng the knife into the victim's throat.

"I got business to attend to-I've got smiles to cut." Bellowed Iggy.
"You like a smile?" Candy said quietly.

And then her hand swung up in a silvered arc and she buried the knife in his throat.

by _Suicide Messiah_ July 24, 2008

Smiegel

a creature who dwells the caves of baltimore county and who looks exactly like smeigel from lord of the rings. He is constantly made fun of for this feature and somehow gets play from girls way out of his league, just like Shenfeld. He is known to be down with people that have the name Christina and also likes to search for the ring. He found it one time but then Shenfeld thought it was bird food and ate it, then they battled and Shenfeld got his ass kicked. Smiegel also smells really bad, but still lives a fulfilling life.

"Dude, smiegel fuckin stinks today!"
"Well he does live in a cave and he is over 800 years old"
"O yea i forgot"
"You idiot"

Smeigel you are so fuckin ugly

Smiegel can whoop shenfeld's ass because shenfeld is a pussy

by john derbak April 14, 2006

smigel

someone who smokes menthols, talks about philosophy, is a decendant of the aryan race, or exhibits any other well known qualities of Paul Adams

yo this nigga wont shut the fuck up about universal enlightenment and world politics, fuckin smigel

by sarstle May 8, 2008

joker smile

When you eat a girl out while shes on her period

Last night i got a joker smile cause i didnt know she was on her period.

by G.Duffy December 9, 2007

Shizer

A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video

"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"

by Bob G. September 19, 2004

Hallway Smile

The unattractive half smile you give people passing you in the hall when you make awkward eye contact and realize you're not even friends...

Francis was walking in the halls of her high school when she passed Eugene. They hooked up a few weeks ago, but she cruelly dumped him. Their eyes met and he gave her the slightest of nods. She gave him the hallway smile.

by H@llwAyg!rl February 17, 2012

A-Good-Size

When a certain gender lies, when telling a certain other gender their opinion of the other's
sex-piece.

"Jimmy, I think that it's A-Good-Size, pretty much."

"From my experience, I would say that it's A-Good-Size."

"What? I thought that you said it was A-Good-Size."

by timppimp May 1, 2005